Oi, oi, me ol’ muckers!
Introducing the one and only Official Water Bong of the ruddy Manchester United football club!
It’s the real deal, crafted with all the love and passion of them bloody Red Devils!
Grab yerself a piece of Man U and puff with pride!
Right, sit down an’ lemme tell ya a tale, me old pals…
Back in ’71, there was this bloke named Jimbo, a die-hard Man U supporter. After witnessing a particularly brutal loss to West Ham at the sacred ground of Old Trafford, Jimbo’s spirit was low. Very, very low. But he had an idea…
“Why not create something to lift the spirits of all us loyal fans?” With a twinkle of dew for his beloved MAN U in his eye, Jimbo made his first Manchester United Bong. Soon after, he launched this glorious website!
Since that day, every toke – every lunger – taken from a Man-U bong brings joy, camaraderie and devil-red eyes, no matter the match’s outcome.
And here we are… still celebrating that spirit, me mates.
Now – repeat after me:
